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[02 May 2005|08:23pm]
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BLOOD DINER came out in the UK and all over Europe remastered and with a lot of scenes thatr wer5e cut added back into the film. If you do a google on the film you will see the company thats selling it-
Here is a recent interview I did with Horrorgraphs-

http://www.horrorgraphs.cjb.net/
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[01 Mar 2005|08:57pm]
ALMOST A BUM FIGHT
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hOI YOI YOI....The other night I had worked all day and then though the night at club CIA....and I was stumbling across the street to get some horrible food at Denny's at 2:30 in the morning. Totally exhausted I sat at the packed counter and waited for my country fried steak. I saw my bum friend with one leg (the missing one tied off with a knott in his jeans) He was working the bench in front of the restaurant and said he wanted to talk with me when I came out....I said cool (One time I was doing the same thing and it was raining real hard and he was sitting out there shaking with cold so I ran back over to the club and brought back an overcoat and bought him some tea, and also was after him to learn how to tap dance with one leg so he could perform at the club)
ANYWAY- I get my food and walk out and stand there listening to him tell me how he can cook-(he knows we just got the wine and beer and the whole food kitchen at the club) He was laughably amped up and grunted out his words with a variety of speed facila contortions-Its so late and I am so on auto pilot that I didn't see this furious dirty Bum running at the one legged man at an angle and crossing right in front of me, grabbing him by the collar and throwing him to the ground, his stump landing on my foot.
Soon they were both rolling around in the trash littered cement walkway screaming and beating each other. A black guy standing by jumped in and started to defend the one legger.soon they were rolling around an the lawn as the one legged man crounched by the bench.
My mouth was still open as I glided away, shocked at the sudden bum-violence but not in any way about to get involved with a bum fight at three in the morning...
Not that I am a coward, but it was so sudden and violent and very ridiculous that the laughter in my throat was blocked by the mouth load of shock that still kept my mouth open as I hurried across the street back to the club. Just another strange deal -what a creep fest. I saw the one legged guy the next day hopping by the club. Turns out he was ok and called that violent violent other bum a M*$@.... fu*%$..
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A MILLION YEARS [22 Feb 2005|01:12pm]
Since I have updated- Changes at the CIA- we now serve wine and beer.....after about 5 years
of raising money, filing for the permit, having a hearing waiting for an answer and being awarded the permit, to say nothing of the same process for food (health department inspections etc) I am semi-proud
to announce that we now do serve food and liquids. Also now we are now doing twice the work.....! Oh well..Amazing shows coming up...a lot of burlesque in March....The Bonnie Delight Burlesque review in benefit for saving the famous Raymond Theater in Pasadena on March 5th looks to be a fantastic show...as well as Fright Night on March 11th-with the movies being SCREAMING SKULL and THE TORMENTED and a performance by THE ORDER OF THE FLY. The 19th of March we have a PUPPET SIDESHOW with juggling pinheads
and two headed babies singing a duet! On the 25th of March is THE HAUNTED HIDEOUS VAUDVILLE SHOW
Rounding out the month is March 26th THE RADIOACTIVE CHICKEN HEADS with a secret appearence of EGO PLUM
from the EBOLA MUSIC ORCHESTRA!
Just saw Constantine.....I rate movies 1-5....this one gets a 3+ It was good to see an expansion from Reeves Matrix character....fascinating subject matter that dragged a little later on in the film. Would probably see it again. Anyone else see it?
Poor Shaye has the jitters...or mayhap she is just so excited that her DVD is finnally coming out next week! The electricity is very catching....she is preparing to be interviewed by a HUGE London based magazine
about the DVD and her life, and she is wanted for an interview on a Washington DC based radio program.
I think the next few months and going to be packed with the rocket launch that is Shaye's begining of a huge career......lets hope she remembers all of us when she gets really big!See you all in the circus-
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PRETTY-SCARY--BLOOD DINER/HAPPY THANKSGIVING MENTCH [29 Nov 2004|05:18pm]
http://www.pretty-scary.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=124&mode=&order=0&thold=0

THREE FOURTHS OF THE WAY DOWN IS A BLOOD DINER MENTION WITH PIC- YUM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING [23 Nov 2004|07:33am]
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LIFE ON MARS- I play a german record producer in this one (middle) [11 Nov 2004|05:55pm]
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WHAT THE F- BLOOD DINER... [09 Nov 2004|10:46pm]
http://www.unitshifter.com/grindhouse.html
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human taxidarmy??? [27 Oct 2004|09:29pm]
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http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/issues/2004-10-28/news/feature.html
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BLOOD DINER AT THE NEW BEVERLY IN HOLLYWOOD TUESDAY 28TH 9:00PM [25 Sep 2004|05:41pm]
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BLOOD DINER TUESDAY 28TH SEPTEMBER NEW BEVERLY IN HOLLYWOOD [18 Sep 2004|07:39pm]
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SHEETAR RULES AGAIN [16 Sep 2004|06:58pm]
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TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 28TH AT 9PM @ THE NEW BEVERLY THEATER IN HOLLYWOOD
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SPECIAL SCREENING OF BLOOD DINER Sept 28th [14 Sep 2004|01:56pm]
Believe it or not BLOOD DINER is screening at the New Beverly Theater in Hollywood on Sept 28th at 9pm. Dukey Flyswater (Michael Sonye) the writer, and myself (CARL CREW)will be doing a Q&A session before the screening! Come on out and see it on a big screen!!!
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SHAYESAINTJOHN -ALERT [16 Jul 2004|01:01pm]
FOR ALL YOU ON LIVE JOURNAL-SHAYE SAINT JOHN HAS CONTACTED ME THROUGH A FRIEND OF A FRIEND VIA A HELLO KITTY WALKIE TALKIE. SHE IS IN DEEP WOODS AT A COUNTRY CABIN, SURVIVING THE "GETTING BACK TO NATURE" EMBOLISM OF HER DUMB FRIEND. THERE IS NO ELECTRICITY OR PHONES. I KNOW SHE MUST BE GOING NUTS. SHE CAUGHT POISON IVY AND HAD AN SLIGHT ACCIDENT, FALLING DOWN A BUSHY HILL TO A SMALL CREEK BELOW IN HER WHEELCHAIR. sHE IS COVERED IN MOSQUITO BITES AND ALL SCRATCHED UP.
ALSO A BEAR CAME ROUND THEIR CABIN AND THEY LAY HID FOR THREE DAYS. SHAYE GOT SICK FROM A BAD EGG SALAD SANDWHICH AND THREW UP ON THE FIRST DAY....POOR SHAYE. SHE ISN'T MADE FOR TRIPS INTO THE WILD WOODS
I AM SO WORRIED I COULD PUKE. SHE HAD TO CALL HER FRIEND ON THE TOP OF SOME MOUNTAIN SO THE HELLO KITTY WALKIE TALKIE WOULD BE IN RANGE.
APPARENTLY SHE WILL MAKE IT HOME ON SATURDAY....LETS ALL HOPE FOR THE BEST. I SWEAR I WILL NOT ALLOW THESE TYPES OF TRIPS IN THE FUTURE.
OH SHAYE YOU MAKE US ALL WORRY SO MUCH~Oh why couldn't she have sleazed around with Casper like she did last year? oh well
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last Christmas sure nuff was fun [01 Jul 2004|07:06pm]
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The neices and Nephews laughed...it was the older folk who were scared. Oh well....hohoho
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A SUNSHINE DAY! [27 Jun 2004|09:17pm]
Weather Control
Sinister Secret Control

And Now for the Weather...Compliments of ELF Waves

Source: Liberty Australia
http://www.webaxs.net/~noel/lostlink/weatherstory.htm

Those that don't think that the corporations run the World must have been living in a cave for the last 30 years. This 1984 Orwellian fictional place we inhabit is getting more and more non-fictional every day. 20 years ago anyone that thought that there was a conspiracy to kill JFK was labeled a kook. Five years ago Oliver Stone made the majority of the Country question the Oswald single shooter theory and now there's a convicted killer in Joliet State prison that made a very believable video confessing to being part of the crew that did the job.

Our Government's curtain of lies has more holes in it than a sieve and more and more hidden agendas are coming out every day. 15 years ago UFOs were being reported by civilians and pilots almost every day over the Western desert States and they were fired or discredited until a few years ago when the Government unveiled the Stealth Fighter and bomber which had been test flown there for years.

One of the most sinister secret control plans was buried as atmospheric research that was covering up a weather control system and underneath the shroud of that is a mind control system that makes subliminal flashes a joke.

On October 17th 1977 there was a hearing in Congress by the Committee on Science and Technology that was briefed by THE WEATHER MODIFICATION ADVISORY BOARD (WMAB). WMAB was chaired by Harlan Cleveland. Harlan (who when working for the U.S. Senate during the Kennedy Johnson years tried to bring Alger Hiss back into Government) has a long history of trying to establish a New World Order (Based on the idea that Corporations and Banks have the best plans for the future of Mankind). His plans include:

1 Create a World food bank,
2 Provide for international control of all sources and supplies,
3 Internationalize commodity markets,
4 Establish international control over the wealth of the oceans and deep seabeds,
5 Provide for international control of the "weather at human command",
6 rewrite the rules of trade and investment,
7 Create a world currency,
8 create a world police to "keep the peace when is threatened and restore the peace when it is broken," and
9 Provide special programs to teach the benefits of the New Order in each of six categories of American institutions, namely business, corporations, labor unions, nonprofit enterprises, communications media, educational systems and government agencies.

There was a name for this style of Government and it is called Socialism. It failed in Nazi Germany but they still want to force it on the rest of us.

Now they have a major hammer. Nicolas Tesla discovered thousands of uses for Electricity and many of his ideas are only now coming into being because of the technology and huge power demands required. He theorized that 10hz of Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) beams bounced through the Earth and up into the ionosphere would start electron resonance 50 kilometers above the Earth. This would effect thunderstorms by causing a dielectric breakdown above the clouds and forcing them to release their energy and water in a non natural way.

Meanwhile back in Congress they believed it enough to investigate and try to regulate it. The Congressmen set up what they thought would be adequate measures to regulate it but when the military found that the same beams could effect the guidance systems of Rockets and Airplanes and it could disrupt the communications of entire countries suddenly it dropped from sight, became TOP SECRET and had tons of money thrown at it. Also the Russians were developing their own ELF technology.

There's a pattern of discoveries over the years that show how far the ideas have gotten since 1976:

July 4, 1976 Soviets turn on their Tesla Magnifying transmitters with a primary ELF frequency of 10hz and start Weather Modification experiments. These are monitored by the U.S. National Security (NSI) which listens to all radio frequencies that originates in Russia.

June 5, 1976 The New York Times described the great Earthquake, which destroyed Tangshan China and killed 650,000 people as: "Just before the first tremor at 3:42 am the sky lit up like daylight. The multi hued lights, mainly red and white were seen up to 200 miles away. Leafs on many trees were burned to a crisp and growing vegetables were scorched on one side as if by a fireball." These electrical effects are tied to electromagnetic plasma and ball lightning which result from Tesla style and HAARP like transmissions.

July 4, 1977 Exactly one year after the start of the Russian experiments, the U.S. Government conducted an ELF experiment that created an enormous downburst of rain in six counties of Northern Wisconsin. Winds of up to 157 mph devastated a wide area and the ELF generated storm destroyed Phillips Wisconsin, destroyed 350,000 acres of forest and caused $50 million in damage. The Planetary Association for Clean Energy (PACE) Newsletter described the storm: "Downburst activity has been described as occurring when the top of a thunderstorm cloud topples over bringing with it masses of wind straight down. The U.S. Government's transmitter sent about 1.2 million watts of energy into the ground. The ground connections are at each end of the antenna and up the other end, forming an antenna loop. Signals are sent by shifting the frequency. The antenna began transmissions at 13:00 hours by shifting from 76 hertz to 72 or 80 pulsed at a rate of 16 times a second. THE ACTION OF THE ELF TRANSMITTERS IN SETTING UP A RESONANT CIRCUIT DUPLICATES THE PROCESS THAT OCCURS IN NATURE DURING THUNDERSTORM ACTIVITY."

October 1977 The United Nations Security Council investigates the possibilities of Weather modification and agrees to a ban of utilization. (C.N. 263. 1978 treaties 12)

November 1977 U.S. Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) declassifies a report describing how vast advances in Soviet psychotronic technology can create the ultimate Big Brother Society by using electronic mind control against populations to implant ideas and thoughts into the heads of unsuspecting victims using ELF transmissions.

January 1978 Specula Magazine described the Russian ELF effects: "An electromagnetic signal of certain frequencies can be transmitted through the Earth which, depending upon the frequency used, focusing, wave shape, etc., one can induce a variety of effects such as earthquakes induced at a distant aiming point, severe disturbances in the middle and upper atmosphere over the target area and anomalous weather effects. This is called the 'Tesla Effect' originally discovered by Tesla."

January 1978 Dr. Andrija Puharich, M.D., LL.D. of Russia issued a detailed research paper titled, "Global Magnetic Warfare - A layman's View of Certain Artificially Induced Unusual Effects on the Planet during 1976 and 1977." Describing early Soviet work with Tesla's method of "Controlled Earthquakes," he stated "Of the many great earthquakes of 1976 there is one that demands special attention - the July 28, 1976 Tangshan, China earthquake."

January 30, 1981 The WASHINGTON POST reported: "The world sustained 71 significant earthquakes during 1980, up from 56 the previous year and the world death toll climbed to 7,140, five times the 1979 figure, the U.S. Geological Survey said. Coincidentally with the increase in Soviet and U.S. ELF transmissions during 1980, there was a sharp increase in earthquakes around the world."

June 1981 P.A.C.E. NEWSLETTER reported that Dr. Ralph Markson of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "Suggests that if a atmospheric variations do affect the weather, the appropriate use of ELF and VLF radio waves might do the same trick." "It is known the VLF radio waves such as those induced by lightning can destabilize plasma in the magnetosphere. Experiments to cause such effects have been conducted from the space shuttle."

August 9, 1983 The Washington Post reports, Lt. Col. Thomas Beardon, nuclear engineer and leading U.S. Tesla researcher lectured to the U.S. Psychotronics Association explaining how the Tesla wave generators worked said, "The U.S. had been working with ELF generators but found that the foundation of Ground Wave Emergency Network (GWEN) transmitters were much more effective than standard ELF transmitters. The GWEN transmitters are being erected around the United States to continue our communications during a nuclear war."

March 1, 1987 The New York Times reported: "Col. Paul Hanson, GWEN program director for the Air Force said the GWEN towers will not help wage a nuclear war because they would be destroyed in any protracted confrontation. Currently 54 GWEN are operational at a cost of $235 million. The Government is planning to build 29 more units at a cost of an additional $11 million each.

August 11 1987 Patent Number 4,686,605 issued to Dr. Bernard J. Eastlund, a physicist whose design promoted the U.S. government building on a mammoth electromagnetic weather engineering system. The patent was assigned to APTI Inc., a subsidiary of Eastlund's then employer, the Atlantic Richfield Oil Company (ARCO).The patent states, "Large regions of the atmosphere could be lifted to an unexpected high altitude. Weather modification is possible by for example altering the upper atmosphere wind patterns and that the earth's magnetic field could be decreased or disrupted at appropriate altitudes to modify or eliminate the magnetic field."

March 1988 OMNI Magazine carried an article about Dr. Eastlund's invention: "As he did his computations, Eastlund realized that the amount of energy he was dealing with was enormous. He calculated that by lifting parts of the atmosphere the charged particles could reflect sunlight, heat parts of the Earth and manipulate local weather patterns. Richard Williams, a physicist at Princeton, stated that he thinks the Eastlund HAARP device "might become a serious threat to the earth's atmosphere and could cause irreversible damage. Effects in the atmosphere cannot be localized. The language of the patent indicates that it is clearly intended to provide effects on a global scale."

September 12,1988 The New York Times reported that each GWEN unit utilizes about 2,000 watts of power and are "relaying brief test messages every twenty minutes."

November 1988 Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists reported that GWEN involves a network of 299 foot high towers that "uses low frequency radio waves that hug the ground."

September 12, 1989 The Washington Post reported that during 1989, World Bank President Barber Conable made a speech in Tokyo at a conference on: "Global Environment" in which he revealed the long range goals of the international bankers. He said that "while higher temperatures may cause a number of disasters they might also warm cold and unproductive lands in the North into productivity." This candid admission described the real reason that the Soviets and the New World Order bankers have secretly promoted continuous weather engineering over the Northern hemisphere since the early 1970's.

November 1989 The bulletin of the Atomic Scientists listed some of the GWEN tower locations. Of extreme importance were GWEN units directly in the middle of the high rainfall area of the 1993 flood in the Upper Mississippi Valley. The operating and planned GWEN units are at: Ledyard Iowa, Chelsea Wisconsin, Shepard Minnesota, Curryville and Dudley Missouri and other units in Colorado and Montana whose range could influence the magnetic fields in neighboring states. The resulting enhanced constant precipitation levels killed hundreds and destroyed billions of dollars of property.

January 1990 Because of the publicity about the weather engineering aspects of the Eastlund Arco patent, the U.S. Government suppressed all further news about the invention's weather engineering features and the invention has been disguised as a device for conducting "atmospheric research.

June 1990 Progressive Magazine reported that each GWEN tower will have "a hundred copper wires, each 330 feet long, that will fan out from the tower a foot underground...The major environmental issue is Electromagnetic radiation...GWEN towers emit ionizing radiation, and they do so all of the time, with test signals broadcast every hour."

July 1990 CROSS CURRENTS: "The perils of Electropollution," by Robert O. Becker, M.D.; "GWEN is a superb system for producing behavioral alterations in the civilian population. The average strength of the steady geomagnetic field varies from place to place across the United States. Therefore if one wished to resonate a specific ion in living things in a specific locality, one would require a specific frequency for that location. The spacing of GWEN transmitters 200 miles apart across the United States would allow such specific frequencies to be 'tailored' to the geomagnetic field strength in each GWEN area." In response to the allegations that the GWEN system was built to enable the Government to continue communications during a war Dr. Becker countered, "The GWEN hardware is transistor based; even if placed in hardened bunkers it would still be vulnerable to electro magnetic pulse. The real purposes of the GWEN system is being kept secret from the American people.

March 29, 1992 The WASHINGTON TIMES reports the incidence of ELF signals associated with earthquakes are continuing. Satellites and ground sensors detected mysterious radio waves or related electrical and magnetic activity before major earthquakes in Southern California during 1986-87 and Northern California, Armenia and Japan in 1989.

There is great danger when Scientists deem it necessary to explore new concepts under the blanket of secrecy. Any invention or device that has the potential to completely destroy life on this planet must be supervised by people not involved with the project. There is no place for "oops" when it comes to global effects.

This is part one of this subject. Next month we will continue with what the boys have done with their toys, what will be coming on line next year and what's in your future whether you want it or not.

FREEDOM'S IN THE WIND,

J.T.

For further education read "ANGELS DON'T PLAY THIS HAARP, Advances in Tesla Technology" by Jeane Manning and Dr. Nick Begich, published by Earth Pulse Press in Anchorage, Alaska.
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GREAT SITE- [27 May 2004|06:43pm]
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http://www.unpopart.org/
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Huh....SPANKY....should have known... [25 May 2004|06:54pm]
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TOURTURE KING,GIRL,KATO,CARL [10 May 2004|08:50pm]
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IF THE GLOVE DOES NOT FIT
After the GIRLY FREAKSHOW I paused on stage, couldn't pass up the chance. Laughed all night long. Shaye is gross, yes indeed a very gross one> I hear things are in the worx for SHAYE SAINT JOHN-new
gossip show????(what I heard) Kato was very cool, he was even dragged on stage, Slymenstra Hyman wanted to take bullwhip a ciggarette from his mouth....he wouldn't do it-ha (neither would I)
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poor clown children have a disease [24 Apr 2004|05:28pm]
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they grow up to live in trash cans
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so very sad
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DEAD HEADS TELL NO TALES [31 Mar 2004|05:42pm]
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Recent additions to CIA include these Equadorian Shrunken heads that were cheiftans. We got them from a famous sea captain in Seattle, the same man that Ripley's buys their heads from. Gross...oh well....gearing up for Slymenstra Hyman's GIRLY FREAKSHOW this Saturday night.title or description
Just got to meet Clive Barker...and see his paintings...it was stupifying...I was dumbfounded at the body of work...centered around a book called abarat title or description I started the book monday night and I can't put it down. Clive is a genius...I am still tripping out, those paintings on the cover and the back are all 15 feet high in real life....brilliant artist and writer...
finnaly getting that new stage curtain...in a maximalist sparkly blood red vegas style...I think we pick it up tommorow...so sick! Just two more months till the wine & beer hearing...oi vay. Always looking for more performance art to book at CIA (818) 506-6353
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Many surprises ar planned for this year...including another DEAD PUPPET SOCIETY coming up in July!!! Working on a script with Shaye St. John...oh my gawwwwwwwd-my brain is in a hurricane...
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